Many residents of Boston's South End were perturbed yesterday by the appearance of a new visitor to their beloved neighborhood: Outer Space's Predator.
"I was just taking a walk to the Neopolitan bakery for a pistachio scone, with Chloé, my 9 month old, in my Karma Baby Sling, when all of a sudden this disgusting creature materialized in front of me," said Union Park resident Heather McMartin. "I mean, I love the neighborhood's diversity, but a hideous eight-foot-tall body-armored alien with mosquito-like pinchers? Someone should really do something about this."
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